Reasons we should start a blog (other than because we both think the phrase "a stylistic dingbat" is awesome):
because we crack us up.
because tights are not leggings.
and leggings are not pants.
because we were posting too often on each other's facebook.
because our family is...well...you know.
because we may never finish our comma.
because it doubles as a birthday present for StrongDad.
because this stuff is too good to forget.
because we're trying to keep our sanity.
because if you miss an exit, you'll end up in Fall River.
because nobody will hand me a chair.
because this grown up work thing is boring, blogging to you is more fun.
because you don't have unlimited texting anymore.
because you would also wear bright green frog face googgley eyed rain boots.
because you don't have to know how to spell to blog (woohoo).
because we're funny. Or at least, we think so.